Thursday, December 9, 2010

A Modern Day Love Story

A WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who’s willy is thick and long,

One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed
gives me his credit cards and not be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
huge boobs and a nice ass who owns a bar on a golf
course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.